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Saturday, 31 October 2015

OH NO! PLANE CRASH CLAIMS 217 RUSSIAN LIVES


Pain of loss
Russian aircraft carrying 224 people crashed Saturday in a remote mountainous region in the Sinai Peninsula about 20 minutes after taking off from a Red Sea resort popular with Russian tourists, Egypt's Ministry of Civil Aviation said.

ARMED ROBBERS ORDER GROUP OF STUDENTS TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER AT GUN POINT


Within few minutes of settling down in a secluded place – off the campus – where Bimbola (not real name) agreed to narrate her ordeal to our correspondent last Monday, the dry white handkerchief she was holding became soaked with tears.

BATTLE OF THE DIVAS: AGBANI DAREGO VS OLUCHI ORLANDI

I sometimes mistake one for the other.
These photos make that confusion forgivable...

JOHN FASHANU CONFESSES HE PAID HIS BROTHER THOUSANDS OF POUNDS TO HIDE HIS HOMOSEXUALITY

John Fashanu has shamefully revealed how he responded to his brother becoming the first British football star to come out as gay – by paying him £75,000 to keep quiet.

YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MEMBERS OF THE KARDASHIAN FAMILY TWO ADULT FEMALES DRESSED AS FOR HALLOWEEN

Can you imagine?
I am tempted to called them 'Agbaya' for mimicking Kim's North West and Kourtney's Penelope Disick.But I won't.




MAKE-UP ARTIST TRANSFORMS PRETTY LADY INTO SOMETHING ELSE

From native belle to acid-burn victim.
Great job!
...Now that we have experts who can create magic with the stroke of a brush,it goes without saying that all Nollywood movies will henceforth have plots woven around maimed characters.
You will soon see.



HAHAHAHAHA NYSC MEMBER'S POST ON INSTAGRAM HAS PEOPLE LAUGHING

"Am now a camp,Thanks u God"?
Hahahahaha....
I don't know which is funnier,his status as 'a camp' or the 'Thanks u God'?
He probably graduated from one of those institutions you hear the name(usually someone's compound name) and ask where it's located 
...Always some where in the wild,wild west of Nigeria.
#RunsAway


Friday, 30 October 2015

ABOUT A PASTOR WHO SUCKS WOMEN'S BREASTS AS PART OF DELIVERANCE


The Nigerian pastor is based in Kenya.

WHAT? SEE HOW A WHITE COUPLE DESECRATED OUR FLAG IN THE NAME OF HALLOWEEN

How shallow and illiterate of them to think we walk around naked...



CAN THREATENS SHOW DOWN WITH CROSS RIVER STATE GOVERNOR FOR BANNING PRAYERS IN SCHOOL ASSEMBLIES


Can't the Oga at the top in Calabar see what has been happening in America since they banned prayer sessions in schools?

The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) in Cross River State has threatened a showdown with the state government over the ban on morning devotion in all primary and secondary schools.

FG ARRAIGNS ORUBEBE FOR FALSE ASSETS DECLARATION


The Federal Government, through the Code of Conduct Bureau, will arraign a former Minister of Niger Delta, Mr. Godsday Orubebe, on four counts of false assets declaration and bribery on November 9.

MUGABE IMPLIES THAT GAYS ARE WORST THAN SATAN,SAYS SATAN APPROACHED A NAK#D WOMAN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN


Mugabe is fast becoming a leader I hate to admire...

Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach Unclad Eve instead of Unclad Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

CAN YOU SWEAR THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO DO THIS GROWING UP?

Areaaaaaa!!!
Meanwhile,some of you still do this at 35!You in tie versus bus conductor in tatters at Ojuelegba. 

LOOK WHO'S TAKING A SELFIE WITH THE POPE

Pope agrees to take a selfie with a Hindu, 
How sweet!

JUNGLE JUSTICE;MOB BEATS AND STRIPS 2 LADIES FOR STEALING 100K IN ABUJA


Some angry mob on Wednesday stripped two women naked for stealing N100,000 from a wine shop at Dutsen Alhaji market, Bwari Area Council of the Federal Capital Territory, FCT.

PRICE OF IVF IN NIGERIA CRASHES AS LUTH OPENS ASSISTED REPRODUCTIVE CLINIC

About 30 years after it delivered the first test-tube baby in West and East Africa, the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH), Idi Araba, has opened an Assisted Reproductive Clinic.

KANO STATE GOVT.SHUTS DOWN ALL BOYS SCHOOL FOLLOWING SODOMY SCANDAL

Following uproar generated by alleged case of sodomy recorded at Hassan Ibrahim Gwarzo private boarding School, Kano, the state Government has closed down the college to defuse tension.

LOL;NIGERIANS AND KENYANS RUBBISH EACH OTHER'S COUNTRY ON TWITTER. READ THE LAUGHABLE COMEBACKS

No one knows how,who,why or when this long thread of mudslinging between Nigerians and Kenyans started,but it got really ugly and endless.
From name calling to photo-cussing,these peeps showed they had time on their hands.
See, deep,innovative,hilarious exchanges below...

OPRAH REACTS TO ABANDONMENT OF HER ALLEGED SECRET 'SON'

Oprah Winfrey has spoken out after she was confronted by a man claiming to be her secret son outside of the Late Show in New York earlier this month.

SHE'S BACK...COSSY WANTS YOU TO SEE AND BUY HER 'KITTY-CAT'


Below is the photo and the caption by Cossy herself...

SANDRA ACHUMS SHARES HER LOVELY DAUGHTER'S PHOTOS

The Nollywood veteran who is based in Germany posted her daughter's photos on her social media page.
See photos below...

HOW FAYOSE HANDLED SOME YOUTHS WHO BLOCKED HIS CONVOY DURING WILD PROEST

Governor Ayo Fayose did the unexpected today after some restive youths at Iju, Ondo State barricaded a major road following the alleged killing of an Okada by a policeman..

Thursday, 29 October 2015

SEE HOW AN ITALIAN ARTIST HUMBLED SUPER POWER LEADERS


Cristina Guggeri made these images.
Obama and Putin may have been doing number 2,but what you may not know is that decisions that have defined the world began with deep reflections while in this position.
Roger that!



ABOUT A BILLIONAIRE WHO CAME TO WEALTH AND RICHES THROUGH BANK ROBBERY


Warning:Do not be inspired by his criminal foundation...

A powerful property tycoon in China has confessed to robbing a bank 16 years ago and using the money to start up his massive empire now worth billions.

PHOTOS OF PDP SENATORS WALKING OUT OF THE UPPER HOUSE WHEN AMAECHI WAS BEING 'CROWNED'

All I see is Ben Murray-Bruce.
Look and see if you can spot the rep from your senatorial district below...

DELIBERATE COINCIDENCE: 5 DEPUTY COMPTROLLERS GENERAL OF CUSTOMS RESIGN VOLUNTARILY

All five of them signed one letter unanimously quitting the service.
Please,is this a first,or am I ignorant of an age-long tradition in that paramilitary outfit? 


BATTLE OF THE DIVAS: RITA DOMINIC VS MONALISA CHINDA

The battle is between Rita Dominic and Monalisa Chinda.
Hope you can tell one from the other?

5 MONTH OLD BABY BECOMES AN ORPHAN AFTER HIS PARENTS DIED ON THEIR HONEYMOON


Why won't white folks just stay in a 5 star hotel for their honeymoon? What has romance got to do with life on the fast lane and on a bike for that matter?...

A five-month-old boy was orphaned when his parents were killed in a high speed quadbike crash on their honeymoon in the Maldives, an inquest has heard.

COOL EVENING GIST/PHOTOS: WIFE IN HOT PEPPER SOUP FOR ALLEGEDLY HIRING ASSASSINS TO END RICH HUSBAND'S LIFE


 I  was on routine patrol sniffing for gossip when I landed on top of this real life Telemundo soap opera...

Mr Polycarp Okumu, a Mombasa based tycoon has taken his wife to court after she hired hit-men to murder him so that she can inherit his wealth. Ms Rose Adhiambo and her house help, Ms Doris Akinyi, allegedly hired hitmen to kill Mr Okumu at Beach Road estate in Mombas. She was detained by police for 10 days.

CUSTOMS BIG MAN'S WIFE IN TROUBLE FOR BUYING A SET OF TWIN BABIES


An officer of the Nigeria Customs Service and his wife have been arrested by the police in Ogun State for allegedly buying a set of 4 day-old twin babies for N500,000 in the Sango Ota area of the state.

'UHURU' AT LAST FOR AMAECHI,PDP SENATORS STORM OUT OF SITTING IN ANGER

After weeks of horse trading and hours of arguments at the senate, the red chamber finally confirmed former governor of Rivers state Rotimi Amaechi as minister on Thursday.

Ekpoma Alumnus, Christian Oronsaye Is A Law School Legend

Meet Oronsaye Christian the holder of the existing record that was broken by Fatima Sani in the Nigerian Law School, Abuja last week.

OMG! HANDSOME BRITISH-GHANIAN ACTOR COMMITS SUICIDE

Sam and Omoni on set of the movie 'Anchor baby'
 British/Ghanaian MTV host and Tommy Hilfiger model Sam Sarpong has tragically taken his own life aged just 40.He leaped to his death from a bridge.

EMBARRASSMENT: YOUNG MAN CONFRONTS OPRAH IN PUBLIC,DECLARES HE'S HER SON SHE ABANDONED

Oprah Winfrey was ambushed by a man claiming to be her 'secret son' after she left a recent taping of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

SHE BECAME A MOTHER AFTER 21 YEARS OF BARRENESS

After 21 harrowing years of waiting and probably giving up,Mrs Mercy Onakpojeda gave birth to a bouncing baby boy!
See more inspiring photos... 

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

WIFE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT JOINS INSTAGRAM


Dolapo Osinbajo maybe well over 45,but she's very young at heart.
While her peers are stuck on Facebook,she's upgraded to Instagram.
Below are the 3 photos she posted to 'commission' her page...

DELTA BLOKE WINS MR UNIVERSE NIGERIA 2015

24 year old UNILAG student,Handsome Mueyiwa Omatsola won the Mr Universe Nigeria competition for this year.
It was not an easy win as 22 other well-oiled-muscle-flexing men with magnetic looks jostled for the crown.
Big congrats to him!
See other photos...

THE FEAR OF BOKO HARAM...LAGOS CHURCHES, MOSQUES TO SCREEN WORSHIPERS

Churches and mosques in Lagos State are soon to start screening worshippers, especially on busy days such as Sundays and Fridays. 

MONTHS AFTER HUSBAND's LOVE CHILD DRAMA,TOKE MAKINWA MOVES ON

Yeah,smart decision.
Best wishes as you pick up the pieces of your life.

GRAPHIC: WIFE BATHES HUSBAND WITH HOT WATER FOR CHEATING ON HER

The details are sketchy but those in the know say his scorned wife gave him a taste of hell,literally for daring to cheat on her.
See the full evidence of the scalding episode below...

BATTLE OF THE DIVAS: MO ABUDU VS FUNMI IYANDA

Nigerian talk queens,Mo Abudu and Funmi Iyanda need little or no introduction,that is if you watch television.
I never thought they had any style in common until I challenged myself to view them closely.
Please,enjoy the photos...